The ridiculously fabulous Glitterace began playing keyboards at age three. At birth, his father Jerry Lee dropped a casio keyboard on his head (some say deliberately) which brought an onset of Whosyadaddy Syndrome. This rare congenital disease causes accelerated keyboard playing skills, intolerance for talentless people and heightened fashion sense. There are other funkadelic symptoms too horrific to describe here.

With a trademark ability to play keyboards with his unusually long toes, his ivory tickling skills have been lauded by the greats. He was even once allowed to use Elton's john.

But he has a mean streak, and has been known to intimidate his pop rivals. Glitterace was the reason Billy Joel wrote "Pressure".

Glitterace is an enigma- the true 21st Century Amadeus. He well and truly inherited the mantle when Peter Allen first called Australia home (then left and never came back).