Fabio doesn't speak much- because action speaks louder than words. And Fabio's drumming is louder than anything.

He goes through more drumsticks than Colonel Sanders, his beat raises more than a sweat, and his neighbours are all insomniacs.

We once asked him to narrow down his favourite rhythms- he said "Mainly Latin, Jazz, Rock, Prog rock, funk, disco, oh I really love disco, pop, slow and easy, fast and furious, punk, retro, fusion...". He only stopped talking when, upon hearing a train rush past nearby, he rushed off to whip up a funky little beat based on the sound of the wheels on the track.

He was once compared to Phil Collins, except Fabio has better musical taste, more talent, more hair, and is better looking.

In fact, he is the most beautiful man in the universe.

He will be long remembered for his Jungle Jooce Medley drum solo, which lasted six days, five hours and thirteen minutes. He was nourished via an intravenous drip.